Monday, September 8, 2008

Kiss My *&# or I Won't Talk to You?

What's wrong with this picture? Sarah Palin, according to the Republicans, is ready to step in and be the leader of the most powerful military power in the world, but she can't answer questions from a news reporter unless they first promise to treat her, basically, with kid gloves? Charles Gibson? Give me a break. Has he ever asked a question tougher than, How are you? What, she couldn't find a 5-year-old to conduct the interview?

So I'm assuming, if McCain were to kick off, President Palin would refuse to go to the UN, or sit down for talks with Putin, or Ahmadinejad unless they first promised to be nice? Or maybe she could fire the leaders of every country on our enemy list and replace them with friends from Wassilla?

Yes, she is certainly qualified to face the big, bad dangerous world of Al Queda , just don't let any of those scary reporters near her with their terrifying questions. They might ask some horribly unfair questions like, How can you claim to be against taxes when you increased tax revenues by 38% as Mayor of Wassilla, or How can you claim to be against Big Government when you increased expenditures by 33% when you were Mayor, or How can you pretend to be fiscally responsible when Wassilla had ZERO debt when you took office but $22 million when you left?

Nah, let's just ask her how to field dress a moose. Anyone who can do that is certainly capable of being president.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Or ask her, since when does posting a jet on Ebay count as selling it on Ebay? News flash Sarah if it didn't in fact sell on that website that doesn't count!